Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Why Eric Mangini Has No Integrity
Thanks Peter King - even though in recent past works you have completely railed on Bill Belichick for illegal videotaping, you put out an excellent article today on why Eric Mangini is a huge asshole.
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Et Tu, IU?
This is a question that has been plaguing me since my return to campus:
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CAESAR DRESSING IN THE DINING HALLS???
Long ago, when I was a wide-eyed, pizza-faced, 160ish lb sophomore, my mom and I made an agreement that any meal I ate involving a salad could be purchased with my/her credit card. Ever since, whenever I eat lunch at the Union I've made the effort to get a salad to go along with my personal pizza. And while the nearby Burger King is probably the best in the country, I have resisted temptation and eaten healthier/spent my mom's money.
But ever since I returned this year, there has been NO CAESAR DRESSING. I've been eating my Caesar salads with ITALIAN dressing. It makes no sense. I even went to the lengths of asking an employee of the Union dining area why they did not have any Caesar dressing. She replied "we're out of Caesar, we should be getting some in this week." WRONG, woman who works at the Union food area - YOU NEVER HAD CAESAR DRESSING.
THEN, I ate lunch at the library today. I rarely do this, and new nothing of the food options other than Chick-fil-A. Much to my surprise and enjoyment, the salads were here too - lunch would be on mom. I assumed the dressing selections must be different here, but when I looked down THERE WAS NO CAESAR.
PEOPLE, WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE CAESAR DRESSING AT INDIANA UNIVERSITY?
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CAESAR DRESSING IN THE DINING HALLS???
Long ago, when I was a wide-eyed, pizza-faced, 160ish lb sophomore, my mom and I made an agreement that any meal I ate involving a salad could be purchased with my/her credit card. Ever since, whenever I eat lunch at the Union I've made the effort to get a salad to go along with my personal pizza. And while the nearby Burger King is probably the best in the country, I have resisted temptation and eaten healthier/spent my mom's money.
But ever since I returned this year, there has been NO CAESAR DRESSING. I've been eating my Caesar salads with ITALIAN dressing. It makes no sense. I even went to the lengths of asking an employee of the Union dining area why they did not have any Caesar dressing. She replied "we're out of Caesar, we should be getting some in this week." WRONG, woman who works at the Union food area - YOU NEVER HAD CAESAR DRESSING.
THEN, I ate lunch at the library today. I rarely do this, and new nothing of the food options other than Chick-fil-A. Much to my surprise and enjoyment, the salads were here too - lunch would be on mom. I assumed the dressing selections must be different here, but when I looked down THERE WAS NO CAESAR.
PEOPLE, WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE CAESAR DRESSING AT INDIANA UNIVERSITY?
Monday, September 10, 2007
Was That Brian Billick Coaching the Ravens-Bengals Game, or Marty Schottenheimer? or Norv Turner? or Dave Wannstedt? or Mike Davis?
I was so enraged at the hopelessly pathetic ending of the Bengals/Ravens Monday Night Football game that I had to write an emergency blog post.
Cincinnati won 27-20, after a horrible offensive pass interference call on the Ravens, then a makeup-holding call on the Bengals, the Kyle Boller throwing something between 7 or 477 plays that involved him jumping backwards and throwing lame duck passes into/around the end zone. There were probably somewhere between 20 and 500 total plays the Ravens within the last 2 or 3 minutes of the game, I can't recall exactly because the whole thing has formed a sesspool in my brain.
For those of you who missed the ending, Kyle Boller was in the game because Steve McNair hurt his shoulder/sucks.
My question for Brian Billick - other than how have you not managed to have one servicable quarterback in your entire 9 year tenure (I don't care if he won the Super Bowl with Trent Dilfer) - is WHY THE FUCK DID YOU TRADE FOR WILLIS MCGAHEE!?!?!
McGahee had 19 carries for 77 yards and NO TDS. Could he not break through the vaunted (ranked 30th in 2006) Cincinnati defense? And where was the pass protection? Even Kyle Boller isn't fucking retarted enough to run back 10 yards and throw while leaping backwards for no reason - he was pressured practically every play. Maybe a DRAW would be in order? Since the ends were coming around every fucking time? The whole clusterfuck of a series involved 2 horrible penalties (one negating a TD), 2 near INTs and 1 actual INT, between 17 and 477 horrible passes from Kyle Boller, and maybe 3 runs by HUGE OFFSEASON ACQUISITION WILLIS MCGAHEE.
BRIAN BILLICK YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT.
My Ravens 2007 prediction: 9-7
Cincinnati won 27-20, after a horrible offensive pass interference call on the Ravens, then a makeup-holding call on the Bengals, the Kyle Boller throwing something between 7 or 477 plays that involved him jumping backwards and throwing lame duck passes into/around the end zone. There were probably somewhere between 20 and 500 total plays the Ravens within the last 2 or 3 minutes of the game, I can't recall exactly because the whole thing has formed a sesspool in my brain.
For those of you who missed the ending, Kyle Boller was in the game because Steve McNair hurt his shoulder/sucks.
My question for Brian Billick - other than how have you not managed to have one servicable quarterback in your entire 9 year tenure (I don't care if he won the Super Bowl with Trent Dilfer) - is WHY THE FUCK DID YOU TRADE FOR WILLIS MCGAHEE!?!?!
McGahee had 19 carries for 77 yards and NO TDS. Could he not break through the vaunted (ranked 30th in 2006) Cincinnati defense? And where was the pass protection? Even Kyle Boller isn't fucking retarted enough to run back 10 yards and throw while leaping backwards for no reason - he was pressured practically every play. Maybe a DRAW would be in order? Since the ends were coming around every fucking time? The whole clusterfuck of a series involved 2 horrible penalties (one negating a TD), 2 near INTs and 1 actual INT, between 17 and 477 horrible passes from Kyle Boller, and maybe 3 runs by HUGE OFFSEASON ACQUISITION WILLIS MCGAHEE.
BRIAN BILLICK YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT.
My Ravens 2007 prediction: 9-7
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